Tom, I'm beggin you...

Please, write something funny about this. Here are a few talking points to get you started:

• Its made of glassed-filled nylon
• Its has a high capacity fuel tank
• If you fly it sideways it helps your street cred
• The tires are made from recycled M&Ps
• Ted Nugent has a ton of frequent flyer miles
• Gaston often refers to The Head as the "Glock 7"
• When the Brady Bunch saw this thing they immediately blamed the planes for 9/11
• Gaston wont change a damn thing on that plane for the next 25 years
• When ever it flies somewhere the stupid TSA people put the airport on lock down
• Jessie Abbate... Mile high club... Come on! The jokes write themselves!
• Gaston was pissed when he heard the tail number was gonna be "191145"
• Some clever reference to SEAL Team 6
• No, Ludacris, you can't charter it to fly you to the BET Awards
• Its been seen many times doing Top Gun style flybys at JMB's grave site
• It always gets you where you're going, but the seats are not very comfortable
• Its surprisingly very aeordynamic
• Gaston refused to allow it to be made with a parking brake
• Ironically, TSA wont let the pilot carry a gun
• "Get these mother f**king Sigs off my mother f**king plane!"