Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the tactical sandwhich

The Ultimate Survival Sandwich

The only way to be ready for the zombie apocalypse is to begin preparing now. First, secure your safehouse. Then stock up on the essentials: water, ammo, comic books, socks, and food. And not just any food - 'cause if you'd got the guns and the ammo, what you need to be eating are sammiches. Lots and lots of sammiches. Tactical Sammiches are the only ones you need. Read on . . . then stock up.
Ok, so these Tactical Sammiches are absolutely delicious. They come in two flavors (Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef) and are less than 300 calories each. But the most exciting part is: these sammiches have a 2 year shelf life. Yeah, you read that right. That means you can fill your bunker now with these yummy Tactical Sammiches, and they'll still be tasty when the zombies come. Just like you! Everybody wins.
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Tactical Sammich

• In two delicious flavors: Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef.
• Less than 300 calories per sammich!
• Shelf Life: 2 years (if stored at a temperature of 80°F or less - shelf life decreases as temperature rises).
• Net Wt.: 2.5oz (Pepperoni); 3.5oz (Honey BBQ Beef)
• Packaging Dimensions: approx. 8" x 6"

H/T Predator BDU Blog