- Its made of glassed-filled nylon
- Its has a high capacity fuel tank
- If you fly it sideways it helps your street cred
- The tires are made from recycled M&Ps
- Ted Nugent has a ton of frequent flyer miles
- Gaston often refers to The Head as the "Glock 7"
- When the Brady Bunch saw this thing they immediately blamed the planes for 9/11
- Gaston wont change a damn thing on that plane for the next 25 years
- When ever it flies somewhere the stupid TSA people put the airport on lock down
- Jessie Abbate... Mile high club... Come on! The jokes write themselves!
- Gaston was pissed when he heard the tail number was gonna be "191145"
- Some clever reference to SEAL Team 6
- No, Ludacris, you can't charter it to fly you to the BET Awards
- Its been seen many times doing Top Gun style flybys at JMB's grave site
- It always gets you where you're going, but the seats are not very comfortable
- Its surprisingly very aeordynamic
- Gaston refused to allow it to be made with a parking brake
- Ironically, TSA wont let the pilot carry a gun
- "Get these mother f**king Sigs off my mother f**king plane!"
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Tom, I'm beggin you...
Please, write something funny about this. Here are a few talking points to get you started:
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