Ultimate Zombie Camouflage

Since Zombies (reportedly) cant see green, wouldn't this be the ultimate form of camo during the Apocalypse?...

I mean chicks dig it, so isnt that reason enough right there?....

And its fully ninja capable....

Or you could just be all Lego Ninja about things...

Or maybe you could take a more traditional and less mall-ninja approach to things...

Of course you are gonna want to camo out your battle rifle...

And then camo out your sidearm...

Then you are of course gonna need a bayonet on that pistol...

And wouldn't that make this the ultimate Zombie Apocalypse vehicle?......

Oh, and dont forget the green Twinkies...